February 2012
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librarianpirate:
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kelsium:
Everyone please keep the wonderful mamafratelli and her two little boys in your thoughts. The babies are very small and need all the love they can get on their way into the world!
Pretty, pretty please y’all. Bota and Reddenbacher have apparently decided to join tumblr very early, because they are their mama’s children and aren’t great with rules like...
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Thanks for kicking me in the tit
No really. Swell.
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Hey, excellent Taylor Swift impression there Meryl
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Oh my God if we have to listen to last year's best...
As they gaze from the stage adoringly.
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Thanks for the history lesson, Freedom Fries.
“Billy “safe pair of hands” Crystal has donned black face, made a fat joke about...”
– Look what you’ve done Gervais!
Ha.
Oscars 2012: live coverage of the Academy Awards ceremony | Film | guardian.co.uk
(via isay)
“Uma, Oprah. Uma, Oprah.”
– Even David Letterman was better.
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liveblogging my trip to find the Doritos
liveblogging my trip to find the Doritos
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“And Crystal’s writers must have gotten their starts with Henny Youngman. It’s...”
– Nikki Finke liveblogging the Oscars
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going to church to pray for your lost souls
And happy things.
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“We were talking about the space between us all and the people who hide...”
– George Harrison
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Judge: Jail or Facebook apology |... →
Photographer Mark Byron was so bothered by his pending divorce and child visitation issues that he blasted his soon-to-be ex-wife on his personal Facebook page.
That touched off a battle that resulted in a Hamilton County judge ordering Byron jailed for his Facebook rant – and to post on his page an apology to his wife and all of his Facebook friends or go to jail, something free speech...
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chuckhistory replied to your photo: Applied for my passport today!
That’s important. You never know when you might need to leave the country.
Exactly.
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Going to church to pray for your lost souls.
Goodbye.
The backer flipping to Santorum is Ohio AG Mike...
jasencomstock:
mar-see-ah:
Former Senator (fun fact: Matt worked for him in college), big wig in Ohio politics, where the announcement is being made.
says MSNBC, which I’m watching.
oh who fucking cares!
fucking shitbag santorum
I live in Ohio and I don’t fucking care.
I feel like an honest-to-god grownup
shetoldmesomemore:
Last night I received the actual proposal, with the ring and everything… There was even a serenade, which made me cry like a girl. I feel so happy.
Congratulations and best wishes!
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ohrohin replied to your post: sarahheartburn replied to your quote: One is…
WHIP IT OUT BITCHEZZZ
Need this here in addition.
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sarahheartburn replied to your quote: One is prepared in the end to be defeated and…
Oh, balls. Life will put you through the spin cycle, but defeat is a bit much. enough with the gloomyboy writers. Whip out the lipstick and lamé.
“Whip out the lipstick and lamé.” LOVE it.
“One is prepared in the end to be defeated and broken up by life, which is the...”
– George Orwell
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DO NOT MIX
PMS and Valentine’s Day. Do not.
The thing is
I don’t really care for flowers, mostly because I don’t care for roses. I mean, I like them? But big old fashioned ones, sort of peony-like. I get annoyed (irrationally) by the baby’s breath and greenery that comes with a typical bouquet. I’d never be rude about it for the love of all things holy. After how ever many years Mr Woolie finally figured this stuff out, and it...
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