October 2009
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Bed
It’s chilly and I think I’m catching a cold. YUCK!
Cijimcb, I think it’s fantastic you went through all that to become a teacher. Those are the reasons I didn’t and probably never will (can’t afford it and don’t have the time—that’s A LOT of time).
I’ve been cleaning the house like a mad woman and haven’t been on here much. I still have...
Also, just because you think someone had it easier...
kelsium:
(via cijimcb)
This applies to almost everything.
No one has it easy.
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It should be harder to become a teacher. But the... →
In the past few months I’ve seen JGH grow more than people her age do in five years. Granted, I haven’t seen every single post she’s written but she certainly doesn’t lash out or fight with every single person. She has engaged in civilized debates.
I’m not sure where all this crap is coming from but it’s a bit much. She wants to be a teacher and God knows we...
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OH FUCK
chuffedlittlemuffin:
IT’S “YOU ARE IN A CELL”! FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Vincent D’Onofrio was in The Cell.
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More Gore
I ask what he wants to do next. “My usual answer to ‘What am I proudest of?’ is my novels, but really I am most proud that, despite enormous temptation, I have never killed anybody and you don’t know how tempted I have been.”
That wasn’t my question, I say. “Well, given that I’m proudest that I haven’t killed anybody, I might be saving something up for someone.” A perfect line: we both laugh.
...
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Woolie,
cijimcb:
When you are Black, and you do something The Overlords of Blackness deem to be not Black enough, it must be because you hate being Black.
See also: speaking proper English, playing golf/hockey, being a good father/mother, treating your dog like one of the family.
The Negroarchy (say it with me: knee-grow-ar-key). The Patriarchy’s darker, more oppressive cousin.
I knew what you were...
Well, there are riding lawn mowers Woolie.
(via vindicatedcommunications)
Thank God we didn’t have to have that lecture. Yard’s too small.
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I am not going to justify my hair to you.
cijimcb:
So the next time you look at me and wanna run your mouth off about my hairstyle choice being about “self hate” consider this:
Fuck you and your judgment. Fuck you right in the ear.
I, myself, hate my hair. Is that self hate?
Who does stuff like this? How is it okay to actually say something like that to someone?
September 2009
2 tags
Six?
(via subjecttomeg)
Yes!
Roman Polanski's Friends Should Probably Shut Up →
aatombomb:
Agreed. Really, Whoopi?
You know
It’s really a bit unsettling when the boys yell “FIRE! There’s a FIRE, mommy!”
Especially when it’s before I’ve figured out they’re playing fireman.
a prediction
cijimcb:
You know how some want Hollywood-types to STFU about global/domestic issues like Darfur and Katrina?
Well, I wish they’d STFU about defending Polanski.
See, those complainers have a point. This Polanski thing is an example of Hollywood running it’s mouth off, getting a little big for it’s britches, talking out of it’s ass about something it knows little about. But they have no clue...
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-9-13) →
Morrissey (3)
Jellyfish (3)
The Divine Comedy (3)
Echo & The Bunnymen (3)
Pere Ubu (2)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Mom accused of shoplifting escapes, leaves baby... →
Lots of problems at this Wal-Mart. Unfortunately it’s the one where we shop. I don’t know how anyone could leave a baby behind but 17 is awfully young.
MORAINE — The eight-week-old girl abandoned by her mother during a shoplifting arrest at a Moraine Wal-Mart on Monday evening, Sept. 28, is in the custody of the children service division of the Montgomery County Department of Job and...
Individual Meat Loaves Recipe : Ina Garten : Food... →
marseeah:
A variation of this will be dinner tonight.
Here, Ed. Your meatloaf recipe!
I don’t know if you saw the VMAs where Kayne stepped in. This is sort of where...
– Peter Feld, on Fox and Friends this morning. (via soupsoup)
Lotus Plant-Inspired Dust-Busting Shield to... →
kristinmick:
Researchers at NASA’s Goddard Space Flight Center in Greenbelt, Md., are developing a transparent coating that prevents dirt from sticking in the same way a lotus plant sheds water — work begun through collaboration with Northrop Grumman Electronics Systems, Linthicum, Md., and nGimat Corporation, Atlanta, Ga. Although a lotus leaf appears smooth, under a microscope, its surface...
Billy has just gotta say something about Mable.
poobah:
You are the magic of our days, sweet Pertherizer (Perthers? Perths? Pertherators? What the fuck do you call yourselved?. When Billy sees your flag on the dashie (dashie would be Oz, yes?) he smiles. A Bigun.
You, sister, make Billy’s day.
When you comin to Chicago to meet us — Benit das Dog and Suzy Poobah?
Cheers mate. —BP.
PS: Gonna tell you all about an interesting conversation we...
(Well, not ALL rich folks. Like, I don't hate the...
poobah:
(via inothernews)
Ha—I was waiting for that disclaimer!
Weird to even imagine having that much money.
The rich are different, etc.
The bride received a Rolls Royce as her wedding gift.
The groom’s barber came to the wedding. FROM LONDON!
Family Feud
We went to a wedding in Wilmington last year of a friend Mr Woolie knew when they were kids. A really nice guy who went through a lot in the past few years.
Now there’s huge family drama and it made the front page of the newspaper!
Families and businesses don’t go together very well, I guess.
I played with my Lite Brite for, like, a week...
It was fun and exciting at first but then when I ran out of patterns I stopped playing with it.
The boys will be getting one when I can be reasonably sure they won’t eat the pegs or lose them some other way. I think almost all the marbles for Hungry, Hungry Hippo are gone now.
Sorry about that last rant. Hope this makes it all...
pleasedontsqueezetheshaman:
Of course it fucking does.
Why does my entire fucking wardrobe suck?
(via love-and-radiation)
Because it’s Fall and that’s what happens!
Well, that was a positive post
There are plenty left, you’re just not reading them.
Chuffed!
Those are beautiful cookies. Beee-yooo-tiful. And fabulous instructions.