July 2009
Bewitching hour
‘Night, all.
Woolie, they own Save-A-Lot too! We have those,...
(via sistermarymartha)
I don’t know if we have those?
Next time L thinks you’re a TJ’s snob just tell him they own Aldi’s! Value and quality.
lickystickypickyme:
Laura Branigan - Gloria. For...
I saved 11.50 with coupons
thedoctr:
During high school, my stepmom got rid of ours because she was afraid of the cancer.
She smokes two packs a day.
I feel like I’ve told this story before, but seriously? I’ve had one ever since.
We actually got along okay without the microwave. I thought it would be awful but it wasn’t…after a few weeks. Those first few days were awful.
Is Mark Sanford crazy?
I mean, really. Did he miss being on the front page? Was he mad that Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett knocked him off?
“This was a whole lot more than a simple affair, this was a love story,” Sanford said. “A forbidden one, a tragic one, but a love story at the end of the day.”
During an emotional interview at his Statehouse office with The Associated Press on...
I saved 11.50 with coupons
minou:
thedoctr:
wooliebear:
That was good. Plus Meijer savings of another 11.20 so almost $23 bucks.
I saved $1.50 at the grocery store tonight. Then I had to buy a new microwave. These two statements are unrelated.
I miss Meijer’s Thrifty Acres! We have nothing like that here. I long for Detroit.
Really, Minou? No superstores? I guess that could be good. I remember when they...
I saved 11.50 with coupons
That was good. Plus Meijer savings of another 11.20 so almost $23 bucks.
reactorboy:
andeventhis:
Criminal—Fiona Apple
...
June 2009
I have to go grocery shopping
I don’t want to go. I’m sleepy and I want to stay here and cuddle up on the couch and watch TV.
WatchCNN report about the mammatus clouds last week and seeing Michael Jackson’s face in them.
Oh, Aaron
Would that your picture was the correct one.
Go look at Drudge. Or don’t.
it feels like october outside
markuswalcott:
i want halloween candy now
It does! I was a little end-of-season sad at the pool yesterday because it was so chilly. Then I remembered it’s still June.
I will never quit the internet.
subjecttomeg:
This is my promise to all who sent me concerned emails (there were no emails; no one cares). I may change location every 6-9 months, or change tumblrs every 2 months, but somewhere, in some corner of the virtual world, the jackass will live on. FOREVER!
Thank GOD.
Hit & Run > And The Award for the Most... →
(via hilker)
Via Glenn Reynolds via TaxProf Blog via Cato, from the OECD comes this ranking of ”tax oppressiveness.” The higher the ranking, the more oppressive the jurisdiction. Switzerland and Luxembourg are 30 and 29.
The tax oppression index is based on 18 representative criteria measuring fiscal attractiveness, public governance and financial privacy in the 30 member states of...
“omg you have to quit tumblr.”
– an email from a few weeks ago that I probably should have heeded (via katoleary)
No, you shouldn’t have and I’m glad you didn’t.
Montauk Monster? How About Southern Sewer Scrotal... →
dailyhuff:
wooliebear:
dailyhuff:
You all need to check this out. Re-blogs would be cool.
It’s summer, it’s okay to ruminate about weird shit on the Web. Call it a mind vacation.
Aren’t you at the beach? On a real physical vacation?
In one week. But of course, the beach, for me, involves staying in the shade, coated with sunblock anyway, and reading. And keeping my kids from doing...
“You guys are so offensive in your attempts to be politically correct sometimes.”
– Afghanibanani. A succinct statement about all this crap today.
Montauk Monster? How About Southern Sewer Scrotal... →
dailyhuff:
You all need to check this out. Re-blogs would be cool.
It’s summer, it’s okay to ruminate about weird shit on the Web. Call it a mind vacation.
Aren’t you at the beach? On a real physical vacation?
DEVELOPING: Drudge soon to replace Obama "Evil...
(via inothernews)
And the siren?
Plus you forgot to drop the F-bomb in a Drudge-related post AGAIN! That’s like, TWICE today.
I DOUBLE DOG DARE
afghanibanani:
anyone to try and find a part of me that’s just a “little bit racist.” It won’t happen.
You guys are so offensive in your attempts to be politically correct sometimes.
And am I the only person who thinks Al Franken is kind of a dickhead? Surely not.
Nope. An angry dickhead, at that.
In Which I Entice You To Click →
sedatedm:
reimer:
What follows is something that features a swear word! And implied drug use!
And my byline.
(I ain’t too proud to beg for clicks.)
Please click through. For every click Courtney will buy you a drink at your favorite bar.
True story
Click, people. CLICK!
"The American people..."
inothernews:
wooliebear:hman:
Let’s discontinue this, please.
Ain’t nothing wrong with saying “Americans”, right?
David Bowie didn’t think so. Alright!
I thought David Bowie was afraid of Americans. Or was that young Americans? :-)
But he didn’t say (sing) that he was afraid of the American people. Or sing ”the young American people.”
JEFF MILLER FOR PRESIDENT!
"The American people..."
hman:
Let’s discontinue this, please.
Ain’t nothing wrong with saying “Americans”, right?
David Bowie didn’t think so. Alright!
If cleaning/scratching your ears with q-tips is...
rosasparks:
(via ohfortheloveofdog)
How is that wrong? I collect the nastiest gunk in my ears, especially on the outer folds. Ew. It feels GOOD to get that crap out.
This sounds a personal problem I should address elsewhere.
Sorry ‘bout that, folks.
I was just researching this very thing last week. Apparently the wax that’s in the outer canal—the stuff we can reach with a...
“It is difficult to get a man to understand something when his salary depends on...”
– Upton Sinclair (via poortaste)
slaverymap.org →
sds:
(via azspot)
Check your local area. The odds are in favor of there being documented slavery of some sort.
EPA still squashing science →
pantspantsrevolution:
This was first reported in the NYT but since some Republicans have been trying to get an investigation going, which has only been picked up by, ta-da, Fox News. Regardless of opinion on climate change, I’d like to toss this one out there:
At the signing ceremony, Obama contrasted these new policies to those of his predecessor, saying that under former-President Bush,...
“I’m not counting you Geoffrey Chaucer. Learn how to spell American style.”
– Skybarn. If you’re not following him you’re missing out.
“If you want to write, if you want to create, you must be the most sublime fool...”
– (via coxiegirl) (via booktumbling) (via nerdgasms) (via khrushchev)
“One former conquest raved that sleeping with Jeff Goldblum was like being caught...”
– Jeff Goldblum, reciting his own eulogy on The Colbert Report (via soupsoup)
he’s like all the best people in the world, combined and better.
(via youcankeepthechange)
I’m so glad we didn’t lose you JG. Going to put a dinosaur on my wedding cake in your honor.
(via natface)
Sigh. Thank GOODNESS...
Can You Get Fit in Six Minutes a Week? - Well Blog... →
sds:
willw2:
If you do five all-out sprints of 30 seconds each on an exercise bike, that can be as effective as biking for 1.5 to 2 hours at a sustainable pace. In this particular study, participants rested about 4 minutes between sprints.
After two weeks, both groups showed almost identical increases in their endurance (as measured in a stationary bicycle time trial) “The number and size of...
subjecttomeg:
“I’m a Cuckoo” by Belle and...
