January 2009
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I love you, Time Warner!
I called and they fixed my cable box ON THE PHONE! Isn’t technology great?
WOOLIE< YOU ARE LIKE THE BRAD PITT OF TUMBLR...
ladyvee:
:)
Wow! That’s the highest praise I’ve received all year! You, in fact, have MADE my year!
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Thanks, Time Warner!
You’ve ruined New Year’s Eve for me.
TCM?!? Anyone else having a problem with this?
inothernews:
Is TCM an MTV Network channel?
sistermarymartha:wooliebear:
Time Warner customers? Anyone?
Imma Comcaster. It’s playing.
It’s not midnight!
TCM?!? Anyone else having a problem with this?
sistermarymartha:
wooliebear:
Time Warner customers? Anyone?
Imma Comcaster. It’s playing.
Imma weep! I wanna watch That’s Entertainment!
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TCM?!? Anyone else having a problem with this?
Time Warner customers? Anyone?
WHATS UP WOOLIEBEAR???
ladyvee:
wooliebear:
(via ladyvee)
Not much, LadyVee! Sounds like all’s well in your neck of the woods!
Yes…I have to say..I am feelin fine…why is it WOLLIEBEAR»>just interested…i like it..it intrigues me
It’s really “Woolie” but that was already taken so I added the “Bear.” Woolie was a nickname from my HS speech teacher. Kind of a diminutive of my...
“Can I get a Pap smear from Dr. Sanjay Gupta?”
– Kathy Griffin to Anderson Cooper on CNN New Year’s Eve special.
She is awesome.
(via inothernews)
Oh man, I forgot. Just tuned in. I was watching the That’s Entertainment movies on TCM. God bless TCM. Oh no, DonLemon. Plz to take away his cheesy face.
(via sistermarymartha)
That’s...
WHATS UP WOOLIEBEAR???
(via ladyvee)
Not much, LadyVee! Sounds like all’s well in your neck of the woods!
I'm using my phone now.
bowlingalleylawyer:sistermarymartha:bowlingalleylawyer:thepilgrim-chapter32:bowlingalleylawyer:
You mean you aren’t drinking? I am so petrified of viruses and the like, that I have like a strict list of 10 sites that I trust, that I visit. I need to get better virus protection though. I just ran a scan because I was feeling your pain, but fortunately I came up clean.
well now that I seem to...
sistermarymartha:
thedoctr:
GPOYW.
My goodness, you’re pale Doc. Mebbe you need some vitamins. I almost can’t even see you.
He doesn’t look anything like I thought he’d look.
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For shambolic Paul, who f’d his kids up not...
I'm using my phone now.
bowlingalleylawyer:
My lap top had 9 different trogans, Virtumonde, something that turned off my virus protection, and Smitfraud. Poor sick thing. I’ve been thinking my inyernet connection was just sucky lately! Looks like it will be another 20 minutes or so. Should I just open the champagne NOW?!
Yes. Open NOW.
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bowlingalleylawyer:wooliebear:
Not as pretty as SiB’s food posts are but I made calzones from scratch tonight. Yum.
It’s New Year’s Eve and I always like to stay up late and watch the calzone drop!
(Stole that from a friend.)
u adopz mee plz?
kthxbai!
Adopted!
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December 2008
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
bowlingalleylawyer:
sistermarymartha:
I am spending my New Year’s Eve right here, watching movies, drankin and tumblring away.
Who’s with me?
you know I’m here
Me three!
A DUI field guide
karion:
First, as a preliminary matter, don’t drink and drive. Just don’t. The cab fare you think you are saving is a fraction of the statutory minimum penalties and court fees that are imposed, even if you plead down to a lesser offense. In my state, even with a plea down to negligent driving or lower, you still have at least $1500 in mandatory fees, and you are in a system that is nearly...
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amegnifiedlife:
“Frankly, Mr. Shankly” by The...
The Great Bridge: The Epic Story of the Building... →
theduty:krispayne:
Started reading this yesterday. Pretty good historical account of Roebling and the bridge
clutch read.
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Confidential to Woolie
amegnifiedlife:
I’ve already lost plenty, and I’m not trying to lose them. But you should all love me for the jackass that I am, not my googling abilities! Plus, knowing that what amounts to a gag post gets the most action is a little hard on the ego. Don’t worry, I’ll find something new to run into the ground for 2009 — it’s my specialty!
Whew. And we do love you, jackassery or not!
“I say to you, there is only one way in which the world can be saved from itself...”
– The Archbishop of Canterbury: ‘Love overcometh all things’
On the first of October 1960 a voice manifested in space in the seance room of British medium Leslie Flint. It claimed to be that of the late Dr. Gordon Cosmo Lang, the former Archbishop of Canterbury (1864 - 1945). The archbishop was known...
“Stephen Hawking—he’s not a genius, he’s pretentious. Born in Oxford but uses...”
– Ricky Gervais, Out of England (via moamy)
copycats:
“Head Over Heels” by We Versus Shark
...
An Irish Blessing For The New Year
amegnifiedlife:
May you be poor in misfortune, rich in blessings
slow to make enemies, quick to make friends.
But rich or poor, quick or slow
may you know nothing but happiness from this day forward.
Sara's Imaginary Band Names 2008
shorterexcerpts:
saramcpherson:
At jhnbrssndn’s request, here are the band names I posted this year:
The Argyle Retaliation Squad
Pulsating, Gelatinous, and Refrigerator-Sized
Whores & S’mores
Fanny Pack Death Squad
Asterisks and Ampersands
The Significant Others
The Sickening Thud
Pentagrams & Popsicles
Sequins & Suicide
Quoi Le Fuck?
Bullshit Parade
Rufio! Rufio!...
“Men occasionally stumble on the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and...”
– Winston Churchill (via davidkendall) (via bowlingalleylawyer)
10 minutes to midnight
mabelmoments:
This is an excerpt from an email I got tonight from my man busy working in India (he wouldn’t mind me publishing it)
“I hope that you are not sitting there `all alone`. You should perhaps go down to Stevens, I feel real guilty thinking of you alone. I`m sure you will do whatever you want to do.”
I had a lovely picnic down by the river with great company, have slowly got pickled...
Tired and emotional →
jhnbrssndn:
nostrich:
“Tired and emotional” is a chiefly British, Irish or Australian euphemism for “drunk”. It was popularised by the British satirical magazine Private Eye in 1967 after being used in a spoof diplomatic memo to describe the state of Labour Cabinet minister George Brown, but is now used as a stock phrase: British slander and libel law makes it unwise ever to directly refer to...
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